You'll note I put Bain as the author, instead of "Rachel Jones" and "Trudy Bakers" who appear on the cover. That's because they're fictional characters, created by Bain, and I won't play along with his little scheme for trying to hide the truth.

I have no idea how one should approach a book claiming to be an autobiography by two stewardesses, but that's actually written by a single man out of his imagination. Compounding this difficulty is the fact that the book is 37 years old, and it shows. In hindsight, this book probably isn't worth reading, but I didn't know it was fake when I bought it.